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Easy Halloween Costume Ideas for the Continued Collapse of Society Oct. 09, 2021
Spirit Halloween stores appear annually like a cool breath on the neck. They fill suburban shanties,... Read More
Bedder Later Oct. 05, 2021
I'm a woman in my 20s seeking a boyfriend. On the first date, I like to have a few drinks and, if th... Read More
Watching The Sopranos Is Relaxing. Am I Broken? Oct. 02, 2021
As Tony Soprano knocked out a guy's teeth for talking to his daughter, I clutched my warm mug of tea... Read More
The Fastidious And The Furious Sep. 28, 2021
I'm a divorced guy in my 40s. I was at a bar with friends and went over to talk with a woman I found... Read More
A Society Worn Out by a Sterile System Sep. 26, 2021
It's like he could sense it before I could. My typically happy-to-tag-along son was dragging his fee... Read More
Christmas Is Canceled; Instead, Choose One of These Holidays Sep. 25, 2021
With the hot dogs and white pants of Labor Day a speck in the distance last week, news outlets infor... Read More
When Hurry Met Sally Sep. 21, 2021
I'm a guy in my 30s. I thought I'd found the love of my life. We had an incredible first few dates. ... Read More
Eating Dinner at 3 p.m. Will Turn This Pandemic Around Sep. 18, 2021
I have solved the pandemic! I have not solved the pandemic. Caveat: This solution is for those wh... Read More
It's Another Round of Everyone's Favorite Game Show: Parenting by the Decades! Sep. 18, 2021
Read this column in its entirety on ChicagoTribune.com.Hello, studio audience, and welcome to a... Read More
The Camera Sutra Sep. 14, 2021
I really like the girl I'm dating, except for one thing. On every date, she asks me to take photos o... Read More
The Adventures of SuperDog Sep. 13, 2021
I was always very impressed that my dog could bark on command and come when I called his name until ... Read More
Disappear Pressure Sep. 07, 2021
I recently met this guy, and we've spent the entire past week together. Unfortunately, he's moving a... Read More
Say Yes to the Tress Sep. 07, 2021
When my hairstylist announced that she was expecting a baby and would be taking a three-month matern... Read More
The Name 'Carl' Is Under Attack. One Carl Wants To Defend Its Honor. Sep. 04, 2021
Carl contacted me. Not just any Carl. Carl. Carl was minding his business at home in Hilton Head, ... Read More
Wii Are Not Amused Aug. 31, 2021
During quarantine, my boyfriend started spending two or three hours a night playing video games. Not... Read More
The Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth Aug. 31, 2021
Recently, I had to go to the drugstore to buy a tube of toothpaste. It took me an hour and a half, a... Read More
Due to COVID-19, Please Expect Delays for the Rest of Your Life Aug. 28, 2021
Disclaimers from websites and businesses during the fourth wave of COVID-19: Please note: Due to COV... Read More
Merry Christmas and Happy Goo Year Aug. 24, 2021
Dear Sirs and/or Madams, I am writing to thank you for your amazing new goo toy. My daughter saw an ... Read More
Liar Drill Aug. 17, 2021
I'm a guy, and a female friend asked me to objectively rate her looks on a scale of 1 to 10. She has... Read More
Brawl Straps Aug. 10, 2021
I'm a woman in my early 20s. The guy I'm dating brought me to meet his friends. His male friends wer... Read More
