About Robert Goldman

Robert Goldman

Robert Goldman

As a business humor writer, Bob Goldman believes that his readers should skyrocket ahead in their careers and make tons of money. What sets Bob apart is his belief that his readers should have these advantages without going to trouble of actually having to do any work. Toward this end, he provides the practical tips and attitude adjustments that guarantee laughter, if not financial success.

Born in White Plains, N.Y., Bob graduated from Colorado College. Using the writing skills he honed while not doing any schoolwork, he crafted an essay that gained him admission to the prestigious University of Chicago School of Business. Intent on proving his success-without-effort philosophy, Bob ended his first semester with four F's and one D, prompting his adviser to comment, "You obviously spent too much time on one subject." Sensing that his gifts might be better applied to the practical world of business, Bob left the ivory tower to become a successful advertising copywriter at huge multinational firms in whose bureaucratic superstructure he always found a place to hang his hat--and his hammock.

In between writing ads for detergent and computers, he found time to write articles for The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, GQ and Rolling Stone. His column, "Work Daze," is a finger in the eye for business blowhards and boardroom braggarts.

The father of three children, Bob lives near San Francisco in a newly remodeled house for which he will be paying for many happy decades to come.

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Give Your Career a Rest. Hibernate Now! Oct 30, 2025

You know that feeling you get at work every day around 1 p.m.? That feeling that comes after a morning dealing with cranky clients and annoying co-workers? Followed by a lengthy lunch so full of fats and carbs that you can feel your clothes tightenin... Read More

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The 'Chunk' Guide to Career Success Oct 23, 2025

When it comes to building a career, there's a lot we can learn from animals (and no, I'm not talking about the IT department.) Think about it. No motivation? Be as busy as a bee. Thinking of jumping ship? Be as loyal as a pair of penguins. Looking f... Read More

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The Little Resume That Couldn't Oct 16, 2025

NO! No, you will not get the job. No, there is no reason to schedule an interview. No, we will not be keeping your resume on file. No. Absolutely not. No way. If that seems like a harsh reaction to a little resume, you haven't applied for a job late... Read More

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A Warning for Your Morning Oct 02, 2025

It's the end of the workday. Did you accomplish everything? Did you accomplish anything? Did you move the needle, or did the needle move you? Did you achieve quantifiable goals? Did you streamline? Problem-solve? Innovate? Motivate? If the answers ... Read More